Chocosol Hemp Gold and Sinfully Raw Vanilla Chocolate

While I’m off filling my heart and soul with vegan food and friends at Vida Vegan Con, it feels right to leave you with a review of vegan chocolate (from Toronto, no less!).

I’ve mentioned Chocosol in passing a few times now, once when I showed you its owner making hot chocolate via a bicycle-powered blender, and again when I attended its three-hour chocolate workshop. I can’t describe the company’s ethos any better than the website does, so:

ChocoSol is a learning community/social enterprise that uses artisanal dark chocolate as a symbolic product that incarnates the values that we make part of our art of living and dying with dignity. [It is made] using organic, forest garden, shade-grown cacao, sourced directly from indigenous communities in the Lacondon Jungle of Chiapas and the Oaxacan mountains of Southern Mexico. Our horizontal trade relationships go beyond the exchange of commodities and bring symbolic products, whose story is as important as the product itself. Our relationships are based on reciprocity, friendship, respect and mutual learning.

Chocosol Hemp Gold

IMG_7745The first Chocosol bar I bought was the Hemp Gold, because if there’s anything I can’t resist, it’s chocolate with maple sugar. (You thought I was going to say something else, didn’t you?) The bar is made from cacao, hemp seeds, maple sugar, cacao butter, and sea salt, and boy, does the quality of the ingredients sing out.

Chocosol Hemp GoldThe aroma first hit me with true chocolatey goodness, and then my mind went: PANCAKES! pancakes PANCAKES! Roasted sunflower seeds? PANCAKES. Must be the maple sugar. What is this tomfoolery?

Chocosol Hemp GoldThe first bite was firm and slightly grainy (due to the cacao being stoneground), and the taste was astoundingly complex and lovely. Fruity but not sour, fruity like tropical fruits, like custard apple with a twang of pomegranate… toast, the crispy edges of pancakes, pancakes with melting ice cream and berries… why is it than I can’t taste maple syrup but I can taste pancakes? I can taste sitting at my friend’s kitchen table, age ten, rolling up freshly-made crepes drenched in maple syrup and eating them as quickly as we could because her mother was cooking more on the stove all the while. I can taste that memory hidden in the chocolate.

Chocosol Sinfully Raw Vanilla

IMG_9662It’s hard for me not to comment on my abhorrence for words like “sinful” (see also: “guilt”, i.e. “guilty pleasure”/”guilt-free”) being applied to food, because I do not and will not countenance moralistic values being applied to food or, more insidiously, the person eating said food. Oh hey, lookee here! I did comment on it!

With that out of the way, let’s again talk taste. (And aroma and texture.)

Chocosol Sinfully Raw VanillaAs soon as I saw that Chocosol’s Sinfully Raw Vanilla vegan chocolate was blue-black-dark, firm, and covered on its underside with cacao nibs, I knew I’d like it.

The texture was, like the Hemp Gold, firm and slightly grainy, with the aroma so strong in true vanilla bean headiness that I almost wanted to breathe it in without eating.

IMG_9704Ha! That’s not true; I definitely wanted to eat it. This chocolate is restrained in its sweetness, with the cacao notes speaking of lychees but also smokiness, ash, bourbon and whisky, all with the intense bitter crunch of cacao nibs. Goooood.

Vegan Valentine’s Day Gift Box, Part Two

Lisa and Nicole's Valentine's Treat of the Month ClubIt’s time for part two of the Vegan Valentine’s Day Gift Box of Wonderment! If you’re inclined to think that nothing could compare to the lavender chocolate cup and insanely good truffles of part one… read on.

raw vegan dark chocolateAs if in reward for having braved the chocolate truffles, I found slipped against the side of my heart-shaped tin a dark chocolate bar positively festooned with almonds and figs.

And lo! The underside of the chocolate had been decorated with one of the chocolate transfer sheets I myself gave Lisa for her birthday! The transfer sheets I’d bought in New York! New York! Lisa! Chocolate! All the good things.

Raw vegan almond fig dark chocolateRemember how I said that Lisa and Nicole are chocolate masters? Hooooooly yes. The aroma was richly chocolate-y with hints of vanilla, and the bite was crisp, yet melted smoothly. It was quite a sweet chocolate, making me think of palm sugar and sunny beaches and more vanilla. The figs were chewy and deeply flavoured with figginess, and the almonds lent a lovely roasted crunch.

gluten-free almond chocolate chip cookiesYou’re in luck: the recipe for this gluten-free chocolate chip almond cookie can be found on Nicole’s blog. Never let it be said I don’t care about you.

Raw vegan brownieAs a devout lover of my own raw vegan brownies (both the original and carob versions), I was looking forward to trying this firm-chocolate-topped version. Nutty, sweet, chewy…. it met my expectations.

raw vegan moonie pieHello there, beautiful.

raw vegan moonie pieDon’t be shy, now. I’m just undressing you is all.

raw vegan moonie pieWhy, aren’t you just the prettiest raw vegan Moonie Pie in the world? Yes you are. Oh yes you are. (Not only was this made by Lisa and Nicole, but the recipe is my friend Heathy’s, whom I visited last year.)

If only there were a part three to this box of treats.

Vegan Valentine’s Day Gift Box, Part One

Valentine's Day Treat of the Month by Lisa Pitman and NicoleI have a special treat for you today.

Although, well, it’s perhaps maybe a little bit more truthful maybe perhaps just a little bit to say that, two months ago, Lisa and Nicole had (made) a special treat for me.

This led to my pretense, today, that the treat is yours. After all, reading about a box filled with vegan (predominately raw) heavenliness is as wonderful as tasting a box filled with vegan (predominately raw) heavenliness, right? Right.

I think my nose just grew.

Lisa and Nicole's Valentine's Treat of the Month ClubThroughout 2012, Lisa and Nicole delighted the tastebuds of many lucky Torontonians by way of their Vegan Treat of the Month Club, which entitled all who signed up to six different raw vegan desserts for only $10 every month. During my time staying with the incomparably wonderful Lisa last year, I helped make (and taste) a number of these treats, and boy. Goo-ood-oh.

Flash forward to February this year when, following my concussion, Lisa came to visit with a bright red Valentine’s Day Vegan Gift Box in her hand. It was the sweetest thing. So sweet, in fact, that I’ve had to break the review into two parts…

Raw Vegan Lavender Dark Chocolate Cup by Lisa Pitman and Nicole AxworthyI’ve waxed lyrical about my love of lavender in sweet treats before, and this jumbo-sized vegan dark chocolate cup with a lavender filling only bolstered my affection.

Also, just look at that beautiful, glossy, unblemished temepered chocolate, will you? Lisa and Nicole are chocolate wizards.

IMG_0433Anyone who has read my blog for a substantial period of time likely knows of my antipathy towards truffles. The simple truth is that truffles don’t float my boat.

Except when they’re these truffles. Oh. My. Giddy. Heart.

IMG_0445That right there, my friends, is a raw vegan dark chocolate truffle filled with a toasted caramel ganache. It tasted like the richest, silkiest, deepest ganache crossed with brownie batter, and it melted on the tongue in the same way a cloud made of ganache would melt on the tongue. Insane.

IMG_0565Lisa refused to give me a cheat sheet of the box’s flavours, but I believe this was a chocolate hazelnut truffle. It put Nutella to shame.

IMG_0560Even better than the Nutella-esque truffle, though, was this deeply spiced creation, which my notes describe as “chai truffle nutmeg cinnamon silky lingering love!”

Lingering love. That sounds about correct for a Valentine’s Day-themed collection of decadently swoon-worthy vegan chocolates, right? Right.

And that time, my nose stayed just the same length.

Canadian Snack Reviews: The (Not Really) Fairytale Edition

Once upon a time, in the magical world of Narnia where it is always winter Toronto, there lived an Australian who loved her current life but also, as a result of being both excited about and terrified of the looming Unknown, had not slept well in a fortnight.

One morning, she awoke earlier than normal and, despite taking her time reading poetry over coffee in the lightening hours, found herself disembarking from the subway with enough time up her sleeve to run a mundane un-Princess-like errand.

She had to buy toothpaste.

And so, on that glittering grey morning, the Australian (who is currently writing you these words) skipped along in her crystal slippers to Shopper’s Drug Mart, with the sole goal of buying toothpaste.

Twenty minutes later, she walked out with this:

Shoppers Drug Mart I forgot the dang toothpaste.

Oh, and I thought I was buying the mini chocolate peanut butter cups, not the mini chocolate caramel cups. Ugh. (See my review of the Ritter Sport Marzipan here.)

Simply Food Chocolate Vanilla Creme Cookies OreosAs I’m sure many of you know, Oreos are ninja vegan.

Simply Food Chocolate Vanilla Creme Cookies OreosTurns out that Simply Food Chocolate Vanilla Creme Sandwich Cookies, aka Shoppers Drug Mart’s storebrand (cheaper) version of Oreos, are secretly vegan too.

They taste just like how I remember Oreos tasting.

By which I mean that they are best when spread with almond butter. Or peanut butter. Or any kind of nut butter, presumably.

Shoppers Drug Mart Swiss Dark Chocolate with Honey Almond NougatAnd here we have Shoppers Drug Mart’s storebrand (cheaper) version of Toblerone. Interestingly, while Toblerone Dark lists milk fat as an ingredient, this Premium Prestige Swiss Dark Chocolate with Honey Almond Nougat is dairy-free, though not vegan. (Well, that was interesting to me, anyway. At least three-quarters of you are likely very bored right now.)

Shoppers Drug Mart Swiss Dark Chocolate with Honey Almond NougatBravo, Shoppers Drug Mart, for mimicking Toblerone’s unique pyramid shape closely enough to reinforce the similarity in your consumers’ minds while simultaneously being different enough to (I assume) avoid a lawsuit.

Shoppers Drug Mart Swiss Dark Chocolate with Honey Almond NougatAlas, I cannot claim that the knock-off version of Toblerone is on par with the real thing. Whereas Toblerone has distinct notes of honey and almond, Premium Prestige’s dark chocolate tastes of… sugar. For a second I thought I caught hints of wine and raisins, but no. Just sugar. With some cocoa. And more sugar.

These confections did not live happily ever after.

The end.

News Update: Concussion Fun, Work Joy, and Sneak Peeks

Lisa and Nicole's Valentine's Treat of the Month ClubSneak peek #1!

Thank you all for your lovely (and horrified) comments following my post about The Great Big Valentine’s Day Concussion of 2013.

On the one hand, I’m doing better.

On the other hand, I severely underestimated how long it takes to fully recover from a concussion.

Particularly when you add the fact that, four days after the first fall, faint, and memory lapse, I kind of maybe slightly let’s-not-dwell-on-this-for-too-long-eh? fell down part of the stairs again and, um, kind of maybe let’s-not-dwell-on-this-for-too-long-eh? fainted again. But this time, the fainting was purely the result of my absolute terror and frustration at myself, and one of my housemates was there to catch me so that I didn’t smack my head again.

It’s quite funny, really, if you think about it.

Raw Vegan Carob Cashew MousseSneak peek #2!

All is well, but I do need to keep making myself take it easy. Except for, you know, going to work, because I love it there and wild concussion horses couldn’t keep me away.

If you’d like to see a bit of what I’ve been up to at work this past week (when I haven’t been resting wrapped up in blankets like a sad baby llama on the couch, that is), then feel free to take a gander at the following:

9 creative indoor forts - Words cannot express the glee I felt while creating and writing this gallery of nine different indoor forts. Best. Job. Ever.

9 gluten-free (but not taste-free) desserts - A whole gallery of gluten-free (and also nut-free, dairy-free, and vegan) desserts from this very blog! The joy! The joy!

Will we ever stop needing our parents to tell us everything’s OK? – My very first piece for the Today’s Parent On Our Minds blog. Best. Job. Ever. Still.

Fran's Salted Caramel ChocolateSneak peak #3!

Until next time, magical ones!