Chocolatepalooza: Talento Brazil Nut, Cleo’s Peanut Butter Cup, Milka Yoghurt

There is so much shimmering happiness in my life at present that I can’t yet even start squeezing it into typed words. Not only do I have more tales from SoCal and #VVC2013 to share, I also spent last week with the magnificent Alayna and, right now, am perched at Gena’s table in Washington, DC wearing a borrowed pair of so-comfortable-I-may-never-give-them-back pyjamas, drinking a matcha latte made with hemp/rice/quinoa milk, feeling simply beyond.

So let’s talk chocolate.

Talento Milk Chocolate with Brazil Nuts

Talento Milk Chocolate with Brazil NutsThis Talento Milk Chocolate with Brazil Nuts marked not only my first experience tasting Brazil nuts in chocolate, but also my first taste of Brazilian chocolate. The block was an unexpected gift from Maíra upon her return to Toronto, and my heart received it with glee.

Talento Milk Chocolate with Brazil NutsShall we pause for a moment to acknowledge the cuteness of the little embossed Talento/Garoto logo boy? Moment. Cuteness. Acknowledged.

The aroma of the milk chocolate put me in mind of Cadbury with its sugar-forward sweetness, but there was also a hint of sweetened condensed milk to it.

Talento Milk Chocolate with Brazil NutsAs I took my first bite, though, I knew that Talento was going to far trump Cadbury. The chocolate was firm to the tooth, and the nubbins of Brazil nuts so plentiful that they contributed both a unique buttery-savoury flavour and great textural contrast, too.

The overall flavour had notes of vanilla milkshakes and Bulla ice cream, but also something a little resiny, a slight tannin and herbalness. This, of course, makes no sense within the framework of milk chocolate and Brazil nuts, but it was tasty and moreish nonetheless.

If this is the standard for baseline Brazilian milk chocolate, then I want more.

Cleo’s Peanut Butter Cups

Cleo’s Peanut Butter CupsYou would think, seeing as the oh-so-generous Shen sent me four entire packets of them, that I’d have taken photos of the actual gluten-free, dairy-free and vegan Cleo’s Peanut Butter Cups by Go Max Go, and not just the blue wrappers.

Alas, no. These confections became so deliciously melty-squoodgy-not-quite-the-salty-kick-of-Reese’s-but-incredible-in-their-rich-smooth-natural-peanut-buttery-filling-goodness-and-oh-hey-there-thick-rice-milk-chocolate-coating as soon as the weather warmed up in Toronto that I found myself gobbling them down quicker than a dolphin on a tricycle*, and so all I have to say to you is: gooooooooood.

* Made that up.

Milka Joghurt/Yogurt Milk Chocolate

Milka Joghurt/Yogurt Milk ChocolateLast but not least (for today’s chocolatepalooza, at least), we have Milka’s milk chocolate with yoghurt filling, which Carolyn bought for me during a grocery store adventure in SoCal. I remember enjoying Ritter’s yoghurt chocolate bar, so was excited to dive into this one.

Milka Joghurt/Yogurt Milk ChocolateHere be the thoughts, direct from the tasting notes:

Aroma: WOAH tang cardboard candle what? Tangy like vanilla yoghurt, the kind from  little plastic tubes for lunchboxes, the kind my friends had in primary school and I didn’t. Taste: soft WOAH so creamy inside… mild, silky-oily, I think Ritter was tangier? This is more like, again, a mild marketed-at-kids vanilla yoghurt. Also it is melting because it is very warm here in Orange Country HOLLA SUMMER yeah I’ll take this.

The end.

Vida Vega Con 2013: Saturday

After the joyfulness that was the first full day of Vida Vegan Con, defined as it was by reunions with friends and the having of much fun, food, inspiration, and vegan s’mores (which deserve to be listed specifically), Saturday morning promised equal levels of delight from the get-go with the Portland Vegan Breakfast Showcase.

Vida Vegan Con 2013 Portland Breakfast ShowcaseFor those with a savoury breakfast bent, pizza and sliders abounded (the bites I had were quite good), whereas We Who Bow At The Altar Of Sweet found ourselves giddily mobbing tables laden with cinnamon cake donuts, lemon coconut donuts, marionberry coffeecake (all very, very good), raw dessert pie samples (all very, very good), white chocolate peanut butter berry and dark chocolate peanut butter banana smoothies (all very, very good), as well as So Delicious’ new almond milk Greek yoghurt, bagels, juices, and even a little savoury tempeh scone (interesting).

And coffee. Always, always delicious coffee.

Vegan Baked Lemon Coconut Donuts at Vida Vegan Con 2013Just like Friday, Saturday passed in a whirl of conversations with friends and presentations. I saw my wonderful Lisa and Hannah present about Cookbook & Product Reviews, watched competitive folks compete in the Vegan Battle Royale, and giggled as the still-totally-gorgeous-and-hilarious Cadry discussed Incorporating Your Other Creative Talents Into Your Blog.

(Youzall want to hear more of my poetry, right? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?)

Hannah So Delicious Ice Cream SandwichLunch was an awesome build-your-own-bowl buffet of quinoa, rice, Upton’s Naturals chorizo (loved this), marinated tempeh and baked tofu (really loved the tofu), raw walnut taco meat (squidgy!), beans, hummus, fake cheeses (not mah thang… why did they taste fruity?!), salsas, and hot sauces (burn baby burn).

But, best of all, So Delicious and Coconut Bliss were each constantly present with full ice cream bars and ice cream sandwiches, and you better believe I availed myself. A lot. Rather a lot. (Psst… the new salted caramel and chocolate Coconut Bliss is EPIC.)

IMG_2946You also better believe I made happy with the Earth Balance sample table. Yes I did.

Once the conference presentations had wrapped for the day, we had a few hours in which to relax/get ready for the Galarama, which featured a Silent Auction, a fascinating platter of vegan cheeses, various foodcarts, and a sundae bar with So Delicious ice cream, brownies, mini marshmallows, and all the fixin’s. #VVC2013 did vegan food goooood.

Ange and I took our own sweet time getting ready for the Galarama, though, and as a result found ourselves stuck in a long, long line outside, waiting to get in.

Angela Liddon sparkly shoesSo I took a photo of Ange’s sparkly shoes.

IMG_2959And then she took a photo of my boots.

And then the people behind took pity on us and offered to take our photo together.

Angela Liddon and Hannah Terry-WhyteI don’t think they realised that we actually wanted a photo of just our shoes, but you know. Beggars can’t be choosers.

(P.S. On the off chance those kind folk ever read this – I kid. We were very grateful for your face-photo-taking abilities.)

Gena Hamshaw and Hannah Terry-Whyte at Vida Vegan Con 2013Hannah Terry-Whyte, Amber Shea Crawley, Angela Liddon at #VVC2013 GalaramaOnce inside, I grabbed a delicious beer the name of which I know not, and then, camera forgotten, enjoyed a wonderful night of laughter, photobooths and, eventually, dancing. (JL and I had to get that particular party started. The people, they were not dancing. So we made the dancing. And lo! it was good.)

The night may or may not have ended with red wine in a hotel room in the company of glorious people, laughing and eventually being shhhh-ed by security guards, but you know what they say: What happens in Portland, stays in Portland.

Pana Chocolate: Rose, Lucuma Gold, and Blue-Green Algae

Pana Chocolate: Rose, Lucuma Gold, and Blue-Green AlgaePana Chocolate is raw, vegan, and organic chocolate, handmade in Melbourne, Australia, using high quality ingredients such as raw cacao, virgin cacao butter, agave nectar, carob, Himalayan crystal sea salt, 100% essential oils, and organic add-ins. It uses no soy or added sugar, no preservatives, and is gluten-free. It has the cutest mascot I’ve ever seen on chocolate, perhaps the most creative flavours of any Australian chocolate company yet, and it is better for you than broccoli.

The entire last line of that paragraph is open to debate, of course, but until I’m proven wrong… I ain’t wrong.

I received the above three bars of Pana Chocolate from the company after they found my review of the wonderful Pana Chocolate Coconut + Goji Dark Chocolate. However, Pana couldn’t ship beyond Australia, so a big thank you to my dad for acting as the middle-man and sending this on to me without stealing a single bite.

Rose Pana Chocolate

Pana Chocolate Rose raw vegan dark chocolatePana Chocolate’s 60% Rose dark chocolate, made with virgin cacao butter, dark agave nectar, raw cacao powder, virgin coconut oil, wild carob, cinnamon, maca, pure Himalayan crystal salt, and pure essential rose oil, was the flavour I most giddily anticipated trying.

Pana Chocolate Rose raw vegan dark chocolateThe bar was dark and shiny, and absolutely blossomed (pun intended) with the heady perfume of rose as soon as I’d unwrapped it. The rose aroma didn’t seem artificial like it is in mass-market Turkish delight, or off-putting like potpourri in a dusty old antique shop. No. It was like breathing in a springtime garden.

Pana Chocolate Rose raw vegan dark chocolateI took a bite and my mind swirled in delight, losing itself in flavour-memories and dreams. Pana Chocolate’s raw vegan rose chocolate was rich, unctuous, smooth like fudge, the rose lingering, tangling with incense, a smoky church in Italy, clotted cream richness and a scent of cinnamon, sexy gorgeous chocolate, gooey brownie centres, buttery fudge rolling on my tongue, so smooth, so rich, floral petticoats chiffon lightweight dresses skipping bare legs, Persian fairy floss and true Turkish delight, falling asleep in a rose garden, enveloped in petals.

I guess you could say I loved this Pana Chocolate Rose Dark Chocolate.

Lucuma Gold Pana Chocolate 

raw vegan Pana Chocolate Lucuma GoldNow this, my friends, was an interesting bar. Like a raw vegan version of white chocolate, Pana Chocolate’s Lucuma Gold bar is made of 30% lucuma fruit, cacao butter, and agave nectar. That’s all.

raw vegan Pana Chocolate Lucuma GoldI had no idea what to expect with this chocolate. I’ve had lucuma before, but always integrated into other treats, not as the sole flavour. The aroma was a bit like malt, a bit like custard, with something fruity that wasn’t quite citrus but almost, like passionfruit marmalade (teehee, I just wrote “passionate marmalade”).

raw vegan Pana Chocolate Lucuma GoldThe flavour did have some fruitiness, a very subtle pineapple hint. The texture was firm but easy to bite through, and a little grainy. There were vanilla notes, something that reminded me of pandan, but all very subtle. Like a whispering custard apple buttercream, with the oily richness of cacao butter. Very intriguing.

Blue-Green Algae Pana Chocolate

IMG_1927I definitely waved my hand around for this Blue-Green Algae dark chocolate bar when Pana asked which flavours I’d like to try but, alas, it turned out to not be my bag, baby. So let’s just look at pretty pictures of the chocolate, because it turns out that I don’t feel confident in my ability to describe the tastes and quality of algae.

IMG_1940One great thing about this chocolate is that 20c of every bar sold is being donated by Pana to Sea Shepherd, a marine wildlife conservation organisation. So there, you have two reasons to buy this one! It helps save animals! And you get to tell everyone you ate algae chocolate! Hurrah!

Blue-Green Algae Pana ChocolateAnd anyhoo, maybe you’ll like it. After all, we know that I can’t stand orange chocolate, which many of you love, so maybe by the same token you’ll enjoy this creative flavour.

I, for one, will be dreaming of endless boxes filled with Pana’s rose bar.

Vida Vegan Con 2013: Friday

Technically, my Vida Vegan Con 2013 experience started on Thursday night when I arrived in rainy Portland and rushed straight to a glorious reunion with Lisa, Nicole, and Angela, but that’s pretty much the extent of that story, so: Friday.

Hannah Terry-Whyte and Angela Liddon at Vida Vegan Con 2013 Friday morning saw Angela, Lisa, Nicole and I ducking into Kure, a most fabulous juice, smoothie, and breakfast café, for pre-registration fortification. We weren’t the only ones with this brilliant idea, for we also ran into the fabulous (all of ‘em fabulous!) Kate, Marika, Dreena, and Heather.

Angela treated me to the Veritable Vegetable Blend of carrot, celery, cucumber, beet, spinach, and lemon (swapped in for ginger). I still can’t get over how sweet, creamy, almost-nutty-in-its-sweet-creamy-goodness this all-vegetable juice was. HERE BE MAGIC.

Vida Vegan Con 2013 swagAfter picking up our heavy swag bags (HERE BE MAGIC) from the #VVC2013 venue and dropping them back at the hotel, a group of us power-walked to Prasad for an early lunch and gabfest. My roasted garlic chili topped with green chili sauce and a side of steamed kale was deeply spiced, nourishing, awesome. (HERE BE… okay, you get the picture.)

Roasted Garlic Chili at Prasad, PortlandAfter lunch, I attended Gena’s brilliant[ly useful] presentation Blog Writing as Writing, in which she discussed what editors look for in writing, on the one hand, and correlative blog writing mistakes (and ways to avoid them), on the other. I also saw Ginny Messina’s talk on Vegan Nutrition, and an entertaining panel on the Art of Writing Recipes with Nava Atlas, Dreena Burton, and Terry Hope Romano.

Peanut Butter and Company peanut butter stall at Vida Vegan Con 2013Throughout the day, I caught glimpses of and hugs with my dearest Amber, Matt, and Hannah, ate a great many ice cream, tofurkey, kale chip, nacho cheese, peanut butter, kevita, and butterscotch pudding samples, and then joined Lisa, Angela, and Nicole again to explore Portland’s vegan minimall before having dinner at the incredible Portobello.

Nicole Axworthy, Angela Liddon, Lisa Pitman, #VVC2013Beet Tartare at Portabello, PortlandPortobello is one of the best fine-dining restaurants I’ve been to. Ever. Vegan or not-vegan. We shared an appetiser of beet tartare with roasted beets, carrot aioli and capers with cashew cheese and baguette (we added gluten-free bread), which was beautiful. Creamy, beetroot-y, zingy with dill and capers, and perfect atop the warm, crusty bread.

Cauliflower Steak a la Plancha at Portobello, PortlandLisa and I then shared the English pea ravioli with morels (English pea, shallot & mint-stuffed ravioli with sautéed morel mushroom and spring onions), which was extraordinarily full in flavour, pepped up by the fresh sweet pea filling, and the cauliflower steak a la plancha (cauliflower steak, chickpea panisse, griddled fennel, red and green chimichurri), which my photo does not do justice. The zing of the chimichurri, the crunch and then inner creaminess of the panisse, the soft fennel, the crispy-grilled cauliflower. HERE BE MAGIC.

English Pea Ravioli at Portobello, Portland

And then! And then! To think that a day so wonderful could keep going! Have you heard of the White Owl Social Club? If you live in, or ever visit, Portland, you must get you there. You must.

White Owl Social Club, Portland

Yes, there were vegan deep fried pickles. Yes, there was delicious cider bigger than my head. Yes, there was a photo booth for the taking of incriminating photos. Yes, there was much laughter and wonderfulness with not only my dinner compadres but Kate and Marika too. But there were also…

SAMSUNGMost of all, there were also…

Vegan S'mores at White Owl Social Club, PortlandVegan S'mores at White Owl Social Club, PortlandVegan S'mores at White Owl Social Club, PortlandVEGAN S’MORES VEGAN TABLESIDE S’MORES VEGAN S’MORES THAT CAME WITH THEIR OWN LITTLE CAMPFIRE AND GRAHAM CRACKERS AND DANDIES MARSHMALLOWS AND DARK CHOCOLATE AND I COULDN’T EVEN COPE WITH THE WORLD IT WAS ALL TOO GOOD TOO GOOD.

Also, I figured out the best way of getting the chocolate in s’mores to melt.

You’re welcome.

No-Bake Vegan Chocolate Peanut Butter Brulée Bars

No-Bake Vegan Chocolate Peanut Butter Brulée BarsLife has thrown me a curveball and I couldn’t be happier about it.

Sure, the crazy random happenstance meant that my plan to spend two days wandering around Denver between the magic whirlwind of #VVC2013 and the beginning of my US Traveling Slumber Party disappeared faster than you can say “one iced almond milk coffee and the wifi password, please”, but you know what?

I’ll take the curveball over the meandering any day. I’ve got my feet firmly planted on the ground, I’ve got an anxious nervous thrumming in my heart, I’ve still got the slumber party starting tomorrow (ain’t no curveball changin’ that), and I’ve got the memory of these fabulous no-bake vegan chocolate peanut butter brulée bars to keep me going.

No-Bake Vegan Chocolate Peanut Butter Brulée BarsI’ve spent the past half hour searching my computer for the recipe I know I wrote up somewhere, but no matter how many times I type “dates”, “peanut butter”, “cocoa” or “OKAY COMPUTER YOU WIN YOU’RE THE BEST AT HIDE AND SEEK” into the search box, I can’t find it.

But it was simple, really. I put a cup or so of pitted Medjool dates, almost as much but not quite of salted roasted peanuts, a few spoonfuls of peanut butter, a dash of vanilla, and a spoon of cocoa powder into a food processor, then pulsed the lot until it formed a sticky, cohesive ball.

No-Bake Vegan Chocolate Peanut Butter Brulée BarsI pressed the mixture into a lined pan and then, because I was worried that the salted peanuts were countering the caramel sweetness of the dates a little too well, I sprinkled  a layer of brown sugar on top and patted it in.

Voilà! Brulée! (Yes, I’m stretching.)

I know you have it in you to make these delicious no-bake vegan chocolate peanut butter brulée bars with just the prior words as guidance.

Pretend I’m pitching you a recipe curveball. A no-recipe curveball, that is.

Catch it. Leap around with it. Eat it (the recipe, not the curveball). It’s delicious. Life is swell. Who needs sleep, anyway?

Forward ho!

Submitted to Healthy Vegan Fridays and Allergy-Friendly Lunchbox Love.