How To Keep Falling In Love With Toronto, Part Two

When I arrived in Canada in early October, I set forth a challenge to my adopted country: woo me. In the first installment of what has now become a series, I showed how easily Toronto can create heart flutters via sunshine, vegan treats, and [not-]seductive sparkles.

Today, I present to you How To Keep Falling In Love With Toronto, Part Two.

Indian Summer Harbourfront Downtown Toronto

13. After several days of waking up to silver skies and the gentle-yet-insistent sound of rain tapping hello in Morse code at the window, make the most of an Indian summer day by walking along the water and taking photos of toffee-apple-red leaves on trees.

Water Police at Harbourfront, Downtown Toronto, Queens Quay

14. While reading a book on a bench at the Harbourfront, pause to fully soak in the sensation of warmth ebbing through your skin and soul. Look over at the police boats and conjure up a theme song for the TV drama you’re plotting oot abooot Canadian water police. Hum the tune to yourself, then forget it two minutes later.

Lisa in Toronto on way to Brickworks Farmers Market

15. On a bright Saturday morning, embark on a death-defying trek along and across roads not made for pedestrians en route to the Evergreen Brick Works Farmers Market with your adored Lisa. Whoop and shriek, half with laughter and half with pure fear, as you dart across the last major road standing between you and the market.

(Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to buy expensive organic winter squash amidst dalmations and English bulldogs at an early hour of the morning.)

Ancient Grains, Brickworks Farmers Market

16. Partake in samples of muffins and cookies made with ancient grains at the grind-your-own-grains stall.

fresh pickles and squash, Brickworks Farmers Market, Toronto

17. Clap your hands together upon spotting naturally-fermented pickle samples. (We know how I feel about pickles.)

Chocosol, hot chocolate, bicycle, blender, Brickworks Farmers Market, Toronto

18. Hyperventilate over HOT CHOCOLATE MADE IN A BLENDER BY A MAN RIDING A BICYCLE OH MY HEAVENS. (More on this fellow and his chocolate another day.)

Vegan Culinary Crusade Vegan Maple Syrup Pumpkin Seed Brittle

19. Late one night, as part of an epic kitchen-dessert-creation whirlwind, nod at Lisa and commence a vegan maple syrup pumpkin seed brittle experiment. You have no recipe, no proof that what you’re doing will work, no candy thermometer, and no candy-making experience on either part, but you have each other and you have the courage of your convictions and then you have

the best darn maple syrup pumpkin brittle in the whole entire world wait no the best brittle full stop in the whole entire world I weep for how much I adore this sweet heavenly vegan candy you too must make it now.

Vegan Culinary Crusade Holiday Spiced Sweet Potato Chocolate Muffins

20. Get into a situation where your houseguest duty is to eat as many Holiday Spiced Chocolate Sweet Potato Muffins as possible so that you can help your hostfriend compare four different variations of the recipe for her entry in a Whole Foods competition.

Raw Vegan Date Cashew Caramel Truffles

21. Delight in date cashew caramel truffles enrobed in raw dark chocolate topped with fancy sea salt, with bonus points if the nibbled truffles look like Lego Cleopatra heads.

Green Beaver Green Apple Toothpaste

22. Treat yo’self to the strangest toothpaste you e’er did see. Then never, ever buy it again.

Hannah and Lisa, Toronto23. Discover that each and every day spent with the fabulous Lisa offers up such a wealth of happiness, laughter, dancing, strength, inspiration, and future-dreaming-creating-hoping that you can’t even remember what it was like before this amazing friendship existed in your life.

24. Open yourself up to adventure. Open yourself up to adventure and embrace, in every possible way, the priceless/giddy/out-of-the-blue/laugh-until-your-stomach-hurts-and-there-are-tears-in-your-eyes/crazy/unforgettable moments that Toronto has waiting for you, waiting just for you, right there, right here, for you.

Hannah and Drag-Queen, Rocky Horror Picture Show Shadow Cast, October 2012, Toronto

P.S. Feel free to write your own caption for the above photo. Additional facts for this task are that the photo was taken at midnight, absolutely no alcohol was involved, and it wasn’t Halloween. Go on, I dare you. Caption me.

Things I Miss In Cedar City

I left Cedar City three weeks ago, and yet in many ways it feels more like three months. Before all the details lose their shining clarity in my mind, here’s a final post of some of the things I miss most about that lovely place:

Rainbow Cloud in Cedar City, Utah

1. Spotting rainbow clouds in the sky.

Luna Bar Peanut Honey PretzelLuna Bar Peanut Honey Pretzel

2. Eating candy bars under the pretense that they’re nutritionally-sound snacks.

Fairy Sculpture at Randall L. Jones Theatre

3. Trying not to be scared by the giant tornado-haired fairy woman outside the Randall L. Jones Theatre. (She haunts me in my sleep, still. The other night I dreamed she was chasing me with a stick made of eyeballs, and then she turned into an invisible dragon AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE SHE WAS ANYMORE.)

Sneaky Knitting Woman

4. Taking sneaky ninja photos of old women in Big Bird t-shirts and sneakers casually knitting next to William Shakespeare.

Menu at Roberto's, Cedar City

5. Trying to find one single person in the whole city who had actually ordered the menudo at Roberto’s, and failing.

Couchfort

6. Building couchforts with Sam in which to eat chocolate and watch Harry Potter movies (as well as the occasional Crash Course World History episode).

Cornhole, Cedar City

7. Playing Cornhole into the witching hours with new friends, then moping into the witching hours with new friends about how someone stole the Cornhole boards, and then playing Cornhole with brand new boards into the witching hours with new friends (Chris, you are a legend for getting those new boards made).

Cedar City friendship

8. Friends. Wonderful friends.

Mike's, Cedar City

9. Discovering – two and a half years after I first bought it – that my dress has pockets, and then demanding that someone take a photo as proof. You know, just in case the pockets were magical circumstantial pockets and didn’t exist (again?) the next morning.

9 1/2. Photobombing friends.

Ezra and Hannah, Mike's, Cedar City

10. Did I mention friends? Hi Ezra! Hi!

Shots at Mike's, Cedar City

11. Finding out that it’s impossible to look truly sultry and sophisticated when the shot in your hand is radioactively bright pink (and passionfruit-flavoured).

Zion National Park

12. And, last but not least, the gorgeous, stunning, gorgeous landscape of Utah. (Before long, I reckon I’ll be missing the heat with a desperate passion, too.)

A Kansas City Interlude of Happiness

sometimes

this thing we call happiness

is as simple

and as simply magnificent

as

Amber and Hannah on Amber's Wedding Day

arriving in time to celebrate your soulsister’s marriage to her wonderful fellow

Steve Madden Madden Girl Glitter High Heels

stepping onto the dancefloor in brand new glitter high heels, shortly after sipping grape vodka mixed with lemonade from the wedding’s open bar

coffee, hemp milk, stevia

waking up every morning to a freshly-brewed pot of coffee with stevia, hemp milk, and a mug set aside ‘specially for you

So Delicious Almond Milk Cookies and Cream

cookies and cream almond milk ice cream, at any hour of the day

Amber Almost Vegan reading VegNews

reading, side-by-side, on the couch with your soulsister

Hannah reading Interview with a Vampire

snuggled into the softest cushions, together

Justin's Vanilla Almond Butter

and the most delicious vanilla almond butter imaginable, almond butter that tastes like white chocolate, like frosting, like the knowledge

that life

can reallyreallyreally

be quite lovely.

Gallivanting in New York: Glitter, Veggie Turkey, and Dark Chocolate with Speculoos Cookie Spread

Garden of Eden, New York

The more I travel, the less focused I become on visiting mainstream tourist attractions. For me, the best part of travelling is getting out there amongst the people, the culture, the food, the skies, the green, the day-to-day life and rhythm of an unknown place. I like to wake up in new surroundings and simply walk out the door, then keep walking. Sure, I’ll usually have a few general ideas in my head about what I might want to do, see, or eat that day, but more often than not these plans will shift according to where the invisible pixies of joy and adventure push or pull me.

Calorie Free Caramel Dip by Walden Foods

For example, if I find myself faced with “calorie free” caramel dip whilst wandering through a midtown deli on my first morning in New York, the pixies will order me to flee. Flee and never look back.

wall of kombucha

If, on the other hand, a wall of kombucha greets my eyes in a grocery store near my hotel, then I know the pixies have led me to a slice of New York that fits my soul just right.

After a restless first night in New York, I woke up on Friday morning with a vague map in my head and the knowledge that I needed to sort out a few errands as soon as possible. First, though, in order to prove that I really am in New York, I created for you a fancy Self-Portrait-of-a-Starbucks-Reflected-Girl-Amidst-Yellow-Cabs:

Hannah in New York Window

As you know by now, I am unfailingly and irresistibly drawn to anything that sparkles. Thus on my quest to find summer-appropriate shoes with which to walk around Americaland, I found myself lured into a Steve Madden store by the promise of glitter.

Alas, I knew full well that such glorious heels would not be suitable to hours of walking around city streets, and so I put them back on the shelf. (Now that I think about it, those shoes probably are perfect for “walking the streets”.)

Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino

To reward myself for procuring sensible black shoes as well as an American cellphone, I bought myself a Soy Mocha Frappuccino. Frappuccinos may taste nothing like real coffee but, dear heavens, I delighted in every sweetly caffeinated sip.

My plan had been to walk to Union Square’s farmers market as well as its Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s, and Garden of Eden, but en route I discovered each of these stores in the Chelsea area. Over an hour later, I emerged from their shining embraces with bags full of goodies to partake in for dinner.

Karen and Sisters Veggie Turkey

Oh Karen & Sisters vegan creations, I have loved you since I first met you in 2007, and it gives me great delight that you still exist.

karen and sisters veggie turkey from garden of eden

I love your lemony-zingy “turkey” mimicry, your lemongrass-chilli-tamari-sesame-marinated carrots and kale, and the fact that you are ridiculously high in protein and calcium. Seriously, where does all the calcium come from? Why is the sky blue? Will I wake up every night at 4am due to jet lag? Is the moon really a dolphin in disguise?

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Bar with Speculoos Cookie Spread

While in Trader Joe’s, I resisted buying an entire tub of mini chocolate peanut butter cups, but was powerless before this Dark Chocolate Bar filled with Speculoos Cookie Spread.

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Bar with Speculoos Cookie Spread

The dark chocolate melted into sweet richness, giving way to the rich, butterscotch- and ANZAC biscuit-like flavours of the Speculoos filling. I must say I didn’t detect many spice notes but, for the Australians reading this, I thought it tasted like Butternut Biscuits. Very easy to eat very quickly.

Trader Joe's Apple Cranberry Bran Muffins

After nibbling at two Apple Cranberry Bran Muffins (also from Trader Joe’s), I plotted out a few goals for the following day, sent several of my American friends my new cell number, set my alarm, and snuggled under the covers of my hotel bed.

It may not have been the most whizz-bang of travel days, but it was mine and it was perfect.

I do so like this New York place.

Rutherglen Part One: Tortes, Submarines, and Flying Bicycles

On Friday morning, my parents and I bade a temporary farewell to Canberra and began the five-hour drive to Rutherglen, where we would meet my brother and his girlfriend for a weekend of wine, wine, funtimes, and more wine.

Condiments at Long Track Pantry, JugiongEn route, we paused twice to Stop, Revive, Survive. In our family, we interpret “revive” as “eat”, and thus we descended upon Long Track Pantry in Jugiong for morning tea and the Submarine Café in Holbrook for lunch.

chocolate date almond torte at long track pantry, jugiongHoliday escapes should always begin with something sweet. (Continue with, conclude with, and be remembered with.) To accompany our much-needed coffees, my parents and I shared the Date, Chocolate, and Almond Torte. This torte skewed to the very chocolate-y and, while it was certainly a pleasant counter to my long black, I much prefer my own chewy-crispy-nutty chocolate, date, and almond meringue torte.

Long Track Pantry, JugiongAnyone for a labelled dishwasher powder container?

After driving for another hour with me controlling our trip’s soundtrack via my mother’s iPod (Brick, The Wings of an Eagle, Mad World, It’s Only a Paper Moon, Rocky Raccoon, Hallelujah I Love Her So, my version of Send In The Clowns, Eagle Rock, and Respect, just to name a few), we arrived at Holbrook’s submarine.

Submarine at HolbrookIt had to be done.

Submarine at HolbrookApparently the other thing that had to be done was appearing all out of proportion. Seriously, what the what? My foot really is trying to claim all attention in my life again.

Caesar Salad at HolbrookAt Holbrook’s Submarine Café, I found myself attacked by far more bacon than I’m capable of dealing with, but intrigued by the grilled-cheese croutons and freshness of the Caesar Salad itself. A few more hours in the car saw us arrive at Rutherglen, where Miss Gulch clearly stores her spare bicycles. (Dun-dun-ah-dun-nah-nah!)

Flying Bicycles at RutherglenAt the Motel Woongarra, we met up with my brother and his gorgeous and lovely American girlfriend. She very generously brought me much chocolate from the U.S., and thereby won a spot in my heart forever. We wandered over to the Tuileries Wine Bar, at which point I learnt that drinking a full glass of sparkling wine when you’re on antibiotics and usually become tipsy on half a glass anyway is a quick path to much, much giggliness.

Dear Tuileries Café Waiter: I apologise for spending so much time trying to make you understand how deeply I love vegetables. I knew not what I spoke.

We ended the night with several epic Boggle matches back at the hotel which, for the first time in history, I didn’t win. Because I’m such a gracious loser, I congratulated the winners by mentioning my antibiotics and alcohol intake and proclaiming:

“You drugged me so you could beat me!”

Here’s hoping no one outside our hotel room heard me say that.

Next up: Day Two, in all its sweet and fluffy glory.