The New Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Part Two: Passion Fruit Intense and A Touch of Sea Salt

After reviewing Lindt’s new Strawberry Intense and Coconut Intense dark chocolate blocks last week, I find myself today writing part two with an identical conclusion running through my mind: Fruit chocolate bad. Non-fruit chocolate want more yes now please.

So now that I’ve given the game away, let’s have a closer look at the other two new dark chocolate offerings from Lindt.

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Passion Fruit Intense

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Passion FruitAs someone who adores passionfruit, I had high hopes for Lindt’s Excellence Passion Fruit Intense bar. These hopes were accentuated by the fact that Cindy liked it, and by the thrillingly-true passionfruit aroma that swept over me once I tore open the foil.

However, I was less pleased to see that the “passion fruit” in this bar was, in fact, “passion fruit preparation (passion fruit 39%, sugar, apple, pineapple fibres, gelling agent (sodium alginate), stabilizer (calcium phosphate), flavouring, acidity regulator (citric acid))”.

Mmm. I do so love a bit of alginate during the 3pm work slump.

(In all fairness, I do understand that Lindt couldn’t simply throw fresh passionfruit into chocolate and have it come out hunky dory. So maybe I shouldn’t poke fun at the alginate.)

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Passion FruitI shan’t give detailed tasting notes for this chocolate because, as Austin Powers would say*, it ain’t my bag, baby. The aroma was wonderful and put me in mind of freshly-scooped passionfruit, but I found the taste acidic and medicinal. It made me long for some palate-cleansing Lindt Excellence Chilli instead.

* Could someone please explain to me how that movie is 15 years old? I don’t understand. Seriously, time, you need to stop with the speeding up.

This is purely personal preference, though, as I rarely like fruit flavourings (even if they’re “natural flavourings”) messing with my dark chocolate. However, if you’re thrilled by the thought of, say, dipping strawberries and pineapple into chocolate fondue, then this chocolate may be for you.

As for me…

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate A Touch of Sea Salt

Lindt Excellence A Touch of Sea SaltOh you beautiful beautiful creature. You beautiful delicious creature with your fleur de sel and your slightly-tangy-little-bit-of-cultured-butter aroma and the way the hint and flecks and bursts of subtle salt make you taste darker than you are.

Look at the way your sparkles of salt and cerulean-blue splashes glide together on the packaging, bringing great calm to my heart and reminding me of the scene in The Prince of Egypt when the bush is all blue-glowing and Moses learns things and, ooh, once upon a time I sang the “Hush now, my baby” solo from Deliver Us during a high school concert and now I’ve totally lost my train of thought because, oh, I do like music and I do like this chocolate and I am maybe a little bit wibbly-wobbly from endless Strepsils and hot lemon and honey drinks and where was I?

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate A Touch of Sea SaltI think I was in a place of very much liking this Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate A Touch of Sea Salt bar. The fleur de sel brings out delicious buttery caramel notes in the chocolate, and the smooth rich melt accentuates the moreishness. In summary, this Lindt dark chocolate is All Things Good and by far my favourite of the new Lindt line-up (although I definitely bought this flavour last year, so I’m not sure about the “new” thing).

You should get this sea salt chocolate into you. Unless you prefer fruity chocolates, in which case you should buy all of the Lindt Excellence Passion Fruit and Strawberry Intense bars nearest you and leave the A Touch of Sea Salt chocolates for me.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some Strepsils to eat and some When You Believe to sing in a voice of hyperbolically-heightened emotion.

Skinny Cow’s New Ice Cream Cookies, Indulgence, and a $150 Westfield Voucher Giveaway

Skinny Cow Ice Cream CookiesSponsored by Nuffnang

It’s rare that I write sponsored posts on this blog, but three things swayed me in favour of the Skinny Cow Ice Cream Cookies invitation:

  1. I get to hold a giveaway for one of you to win a $150 Westfield Gift Voucher. $150 could buy you many bars of chocolate. Or a pair of boots. Or glitter-encrusted sunglasses.
  2. Skinny Cow Ice Cream Cookie samples. Despite my lactose intolerance and vegan-inclinations, I succumbed to the delicious sugary frozenness.
  3. The theme of “overindulgence” prompted a longwinded discussion with myself inside my headmind.

Let’s take these points in reverse order. The concept of overindulgence is, to me, rather foreign. A side effect of overthinking everything and being prone to anxiety-based (non-edible) frozenness is that I rarely spontaneously overindulge and feel guilty later.

Hannah at Harajuku, Tokyo, 2006Exploring Harajuku, Tokyo in June 2006

Instead, I overindulge after consciously deciding to treat myself. I don’t believe in feeling guilty for eating dessert every night (or eating eleven desserts in one night), or for splurging on an entire new outfit at Cue after not buying any clothes in eight months.

Hannah in new outfit from CueWhy yes, that is an embroidered toilet roll holder behind me in the shower room.

For me, the hardest thing to “treat” myself to is time. Time just for me, time to while away hours reading on the couch, or jot down notes for a novel instead of a blog post, or sketch out plans for a new adventure. Because, in truth, my biggest indulgence, my lifeblood-necessity indulgence, my favourite overindulgence, is travel.

Hannah doing the Undersea Walk in MauritiusFeeding the fish during an Undersea Walk in Mauritius, April 2004

When I travel, I allow myself to be, to do, to eat, to dance, to stay silent, to laugh out loud and indulge without guilt or the pressure to conform to expectations. Since starting this blog, I’ve been able to share my travel indulgences with you wonderful people and, thereby, relive them all over again. That makes me joyful.

Who needs to see the top of The Eiffel Tower anyway? March 2010

So that’s my take on overindulgence. I splurge on silence for my heart and soul, I splurge on delicious food without attaching moral judgements, and I splurge on travel. I love it all.

As for these new Skinny Cow Ice Cream cookies in vanilla, caramel, and chocolate, they’re positioned within Skinny Cow’s Month of Indulgence. However, to me, dessert is less an indulgence than a necessity. According to my sources, these treats are now 15% bigger yet still low in fat, and devoid of artifical flavours. My favourite flavour was the caramel with its blend of not-too-sweet-rich-cocoa-cookies and butterscotch-esque-creamy-ice-cream. That said, I truly enjoyed every flavour, particularly when I ate three in a row upon arriving home after the ANU School of Music’s epic four hour concert last week. Mmm, delicious low-fat ice cream midnight snacks.

Skinny Cow Ice Cream CookiesLast but not least, Skinny Cow is offering a giveaway of a $150 Westfield Voucher to one of my readers. All you have to do is answer the following question:

What is your biggest indulgence?

For extra entries, you can:

  1. Follow me on Facebook, leaving a separate comment for this.
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  3. Follow Skinny Cow on Facebook, leaving a separate comment for this.

Terms and Conditions: This giveaway is open to Australian residents only, and entries will close on June 8th. Winner will be chosen by Nuffnang and Skinny Cow.

And now, with that, I’m going to move away from the computer and treat myself to the indulgence of curling up on the couch and either finishing Lolita or starting Game of Thrones. I suggest you treat yourself too.

The Sweet Life by Kate Bracks, Warm Chocolate Pots and an Interview

Warm Chocolate PotsMy parents and I have been fairly reliable members of the Masterchef audience right from the start. I’m keen on the dessert challenges, the episodes shot overseas and, perhaps most of all, the comments that my dad and I text each other whilst watching from the comfort of our respective couches across Canberra.

Consequently, you can imagine my delight when I was offered a copy of The Sweet Life: The Basics and Beyond by Kate Bracks, the winner of Masterchef Season Three. A gorgeous dessert cookbook by a woman who loves sweets almost as much as she loves her family? Sounds just about perfect to me.

The Sweet Life Kate BracksImage courtesy of Random House

As I curled up in bed one night to read through The Sweet Life, I found myself making note of more recipes than I have fingers. I was thrilled not only by the calibre and inventiveness of Kate’s recipes, but also by how many of them are allergy-friendly. Kate even has a page at the back listing which recipes are gluten-free, dairy-free, and egg-free. Woot!

I can’t wait to make the Baked Honey and Rosemary Apples, the Watermelon and Mint Granita with Lime Syrup, and the White Chocolate and Rose Tartlets, just for a start. The first recipe I made, however, was the Amaretti and, by golly, they were delicious. Kate’s trick of toasting slivered almonds first and then processing them with sugar added a beautiful complexity to the flavour.

Amaretti Cookies from The Sweet LifeBut don’t just take it from me. Here’s what some of my taste-testers had to say (or, more specifically, to email):

E.Moonbeams: That was spine tinglingly good.

Grandma: In one word, Hannah dear – deeelishus.

The second dessert I made, and which the publishers have generously allowed me to share with you, was the Warm Chocolate Pots. Silky and rich, these were equally wonderful warm out of the oven as they were served from the fridge, firmed into thick rich chocolatey intensity. I was also invited to interview Kate, and leapt at the chance to quiz her on all things dessert. Thank you, Kate, for the interview and for writing such a lovely cookbook!

Image courtesy of Random House

Hannah: Congratulations on your Masterchef victory and the gorgeous cookbook you’ve created, Kate! As someone with an indefatigable sweet tooth myself, I was thrilled to discover you’d written a dessert cookbook. What is your favourite dessert ingredient?

Kate: Tough question as there are so many wonderful dessert ingredients!  One of my favourites would have to be vincotto as it brings a sticky, sweet/sour loveliness to so many other ingredients.  And it’s so easy to use!  But it is still difficult to go past chocolate!

H: What are your top three tips for the home cook who wants to create a great dessert in a short amount of time?

K: 1. Remember to get a good balance of sweet/sour/salt flavours. 2. Ensure there is something creamy and something crunchy for good texture differentiation. 3. Keep it simple: a warm poaching liquid poured on soft fruit (such as berries) and topped with ice cream and macadamias can be just as delicious as something you slave over for hours!

H: Your love of family shone through your time on Masterchef, and this love is just as clear in your cookbook. What do you think is the best multigenerational dessert?

K: Yes, my family are my favourite people to cook for! I think ice cream is the ultimate multigenerational dessert – for the kids you can keep it simple; for the adults you can jazz it up with liqueurs, pralines or salt flakes!

H: Have you ever had a kitchen flop that turned into a great dessert? Do you have any tips for rescuing a failed dessert?

K: I think you’d be hard pressed to find a cook who hasn’t had a kitchen flop … or two!  One time I overcooked chocolate brownies – not to the point of burning but I love brownies to be squidgy in the middle and these had gone well past that stage. But I couldn’t bear to throw out it out so I stirred small pieces of it into softened vanilla ice cream and ended up with what has become a staple in my family’s dessert repertoire!  I now trim the edges of the brownie pan whenever I make brownies and stir them into ice cream!

H: I can hardly pass up this chance to talk to a famous Masterchef champion without asking about your time on the show. What were some of your favourite moments? (Apart from winning, of course…)

K: I had so many!  The highlights were a trip to Pheasant Farm to cook with Maggie Beer, travelling to Malaysia and New York to experience their culinary delights, having the opportunity to cook with Peter Glimore in his kitchen at Quay and, my personal favourite, having my family on for one episode!

H: Throughout filming, what did you and the other contestants eat for breakfast? Did you cook up extravagant meals, or was there a lot of vegemite toast and cereal going on?

K: Well … it all depended on the call time!  5am call times generally called for vegemite on toast but days off or later call times meant breakfast indulgence – sometimes even multiple courses for breakfast!

H: Last but not least… peanut butter. Smooth or crunchy?

K: Definitely crunchy!

(H: Thank heavens. That question is the ultimate deal-breaker.)

Warm Chocolate Pots

Question Time: What do you think of the current season of Masterchef?

The New Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Part One: Strawberry Intense and Coconut Intense

When a parcel from Lindt arrived at my office this week, I clapped. I didn’t know what the new Excellence flavours were, but I knew I wanted them. After all, Lindt 85% is my work-drawer staple, and my Mum is hooked on Lindt Excellence Chilli. She’s even been known to turn down freshly-baked friands in favour of her chilli love.

In other words, I hold a favourable view of Lindt chocolate as an affordable everyday treat. Today, I bring you Part One of my Lindt Excellence review.

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Strawberry Intense

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Strawberry IntenseWhen I picked up the Lindt Strawberry Intense bar, my heart immediately cried: “Ooh! Look at the purdy colours!” Then my head interrupted with: “Why are there Spanish translations on the package? I work in the CALD sector, and I know for a fact that Spanish isn’t even in the top five of Australia’s most-spoken-languages-other-than-English*”. And then my memory whispered: “You’ve never liked chocolate-covered strawberries.”

Already, this chocolate was proving complex.

* Italian, Greek, Cantonese, Arabic, Mandarin. You’re welcome.

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Strawberry IntenseLike most of the Lindt Excellence range, the Strawberry Intense bar has a 47% cocoa content. I was skeptical of the “natural flavourings” in the ingredients list, but pleased to see freeze-dried strawberries included.

The strongest note in this chocolate’s aroma was that of strawberry-flavoured lollies, and in fact reminded me of Bubble O’ Bill’s face. This would be good if I liked eating faces, but I’ve always been a Golden Gaytime girl myself.

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Strawberry IntenseIn flavour, too, I found the strawberry a tad too artificial for my liking. It tasted like Neapolitan ice cream, and I was a kid who scraped out the vanilla and chocolate stripes from tubs of Neapolitan, leaving behind the hyper-pink middle section. (That said, candy-like strawberry flavour is better than devil-fruit-orange.)

E.Moonbeams, however, enjoyed this flavour, and I’d posit that those of you with a soft spot for Neapolitan ice cream would too.

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Coconut Intense

Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Coconut IntenseAs soon as I unwrapped the new Lindt Excellence Coconut Intense dark chocolate, I knew I was going to like it far more than its strawberry cousin. (I first wrote “kissing cousin” but that creeped me out, because the only cousins who should be allowed to kiss are the distantly-related Mary and Matthew Crawley.) This chocolate’s aroma swept me right back to buying Golden Rough chocolates in primary school, and I was delighted to see that Lindt’s version is filled with not just coconut, but caramelised coconut.

Sugar, I adore you.

Lindt Excellence Coconut Intense Dark Chocolate reviewHappily, Lindt’s Coconut Intense bar tasted far better than the Golden Roughs of my early years, as the former’s dark chocolate is volumes better than the latter’s greasy milk chocolate. I liked the crispity-fresh-crunch of the caramelised coconut, and how the flavour reminded me of decadent coconut-based cocktail despite the fact that I’ve never actually imbibed a decadent coconut-based cocktail.

One small element prevents me from loving Lindt’s Coconut Intense dark chocolate unreservedly, and that is its subtle yet persistent note of coconut essence. This artificial element isn’t overpowering but, like the Strawberry Intense bar, it leaves me wishing Lindt would forego its use of “natural flavourings” and simply let the true ingredients (caramelised coconut, freeze-dried strawberries) shine. However, I know some people like coconut essence (just as I personally love almond extract), so it’s not a deal-breaker. Overall, I found this Lindt Excellence Coconut Intense dark chocolate quite delicious and would eat it again.

Question Time: What’s your favourite fancy cocktail? I’ve only ever liked the one my friend designed just for me.