Cakespedition: Farmers Daughter, Yarralumla

Lemon Meringue Pie, Farmers Daughter, YarralumlaThursday was one of those days in which every minute feels like ten. When you find yourself looking at the clock at 11am, despairing over the fact that it surely should be home-time yet you still have a seemingly endless expanse of work hours before you.

A day where your mind feels wonkysplash enough that, while walking through the central area of your building (which is shared by many other businesses and people), you find yourself not only singing songs from Guys and Dolls at the top of your lungs but frenetically fake-tap dancing too. Simply to bring some joy into your day.

Or maybe that’s just me.

Long Black, Farmers Daughter, YarralumlaI don’t know what would’ve happened on Thursday if I hadn’t had a Cakespedition with Dad planned. Most likely there would’ve been an incident with me, a climbable tree, pens woven into my hair with streamers, and a dramatic rendition of “I Will Survive“.

But I guess we’ll never know.

For our second Cakespedition, Dad and I made our way to Farmers Daughter, a cafe in Yarralumla known for its fantastic coffee. My decaf long black was happily devoid of sourness, and my Dad was impressed with his flat white.

Flat White, Farmers Daughter, Yarralumla

But, look, we all know the point of a Cakespedition isn’t coffee. It’s sweetness.

After much deliberation in front of the cake cabinet, Dad ordered the Chocolate Trio and I chose the Lemon Meringue Tart. Minutes later, our barista-slash-waiter placed the Lemon Meringue Tart and a New York Baked Cheesecake before us.

“Ah,” I said, looking at the cheesecake with yearning. “We didn’t actually order cheesecake.”

The server reached to pick up the plate.

“Wait,” Dad interjected, thoughtfully. “You might as well just leave it here and add it to our bill. I think we can manage three desserts.”

And that, my friends, is how I know I’m not adopted.

New York Baked Cheesecake, Farmers DaughterKeeping the cheesecake was a very good decision, as it proved to be exactly the kind of cheesecake I occasionally crave. Dense, dense, dense and tangy is the cheesecake of my heart; I want no part in any floofy light unbaked wobbly mousse-like cheesecake.

Chocolate Trio, Farmers DaughterYou all know by now that I have no interest in chocolate desserts, so after one spoonful of the Chocolate Trio, I was happy to leave it alone. In truth, Dad didn’t entirely love this mousse cake either, finding it slightly gelatinous.

That said, I certainly would have eaten more if it had come with a jar of peanut butter.

Lemon Meringue Pie, Farmers Daughter, YarralumlaLemon Meringue Tart, Farmers Daughter, CanberraI couldn’t resist the individual Lemon Meringue Tart with its burnished mountain cap of fluffy meringue hiding a pool of lemon curd within. The meringue was (of course) very sweet but ethereally light, and the pastry base had a pleasant biscuit taste, avoiding the soggy butter-blandness that I dread in pastry.

The lemon curd could have been a bit tangier to better balance the sweetness of the meringue, but that’s personal preference as I like desserts that aren’t too sweet.

Thank you, Dad, for another fabulous Cakespedition, and for saving me from embarrassing myself in some sort of dreadful cabin fever way back at the office. It was a delicious way to be so saved.

Question Time: What are your coping mechanisms on days that drag on?

March Bits and Bobs: Pancakes, Asian Sweets, and Advice We All Desperately Need

It’s time for another Bits and Bobs Mish Mash Confuzzled Post of Randomness! March’s edition runs the gamut from food to food and more food and then something that isn’t food. Get excited.

Nestle Honey Stars CerealMonths before Vien sent me the Go Natural winnings and her delicious homemade pumpkin butter, we found ourselves chatting via email about our mutual obsession with exploring grocery stores whilst travelling. Little did I know that Vien was ever-so-generously putting together a care package for me from her travels in Asia. Vien, you’re amazing. The first item to leap out at me from the package was the above Honey Stars cereal, which I snacked on every night until it was all gone.

Dark Chocolate Dreams Peanut Butter from Peanut Butter and CoThe Honey Stars (“…with rockets!”) were tasty on their own, but even more so when dotted atop a spoon generously heaped with Dark Chocolate Dreams peanut butter.

Excuse me while I go to my happy place.

Coconut Soft CandyAlso in Vien’s package were two little rolls of confectionary, one coconut-flavoured and one durian-flavoured. So far, I’ve only tried the coconut one, and it reminded me pleasantly of the coconut and palm sugar sticky rice desserts found at Thai restaurants. (The non-karma kind).

Mecca Bah share platesA long time ago (as in, way before March. Yes, this post’s title is a filthy lie) my family and I went to Mecca Bah and enjoyed many mezze plates, including the above sweet potato falafel with tahini sauce, chickpea battered mussels with almond skordalia, beetroot and yoghurt salad, and Tunisian carrot salad. I may or may not have started crying during this meal for reasons unrelated to the food, but my brother made everything better by picking me up and swinging me around in circles in the carpark afterwards.

Sometimes you simply need to let the world spin around you before you can stand up straight again.

oddly sized chicken eggsI don’t think the chicken who produced the egg on the right was trying very hard.

farmers daughter yarralumla pancakesMmmmm pancakes. Enjoyed at Farmers Daughter in honour of E.Moonbeams’ birthday. It is good that E.Moonbeams has birthdays, because birthdays mean she was born and I am very glad she was born and is now in my life.

And now, I present to you advice that, frankly speaking, I’m not sure how you’ve managed to live without. I found this wisdom in a book that I now own (and may have to keep educating you with in future). Get ready to thank me in three… two… one…

how to kiss girls with different sizes of mouths advice

You’re welcome.

Question Time: What would be your advice for how to kiss people with different sizes of mouths? I jest, I jest. What’s your favourite sugary cereal?

Raw Vegan Chocolate Brownie Bites

Raw Vegan Chocolate Brownie BitesI finally did it. I finally succumbed.

I don’t mean that I decided to throw caution to the wind and use all of my savings to fill my no-pets-allowed rental apartment with puppies of all shapes and size. Puppies as far as the eye can see! Magical adorable long-lashed toilet-trained fluffy excitable puppies!

If only.

Raw Vegan Chocolate Brownie BitesNo, what I mean is that after a good year or more of dreaming up new flavours of raw vegan treats/truffles/a-rose-by-any-other-name-would-smell-as-sweet creations, I finally bit the proverbial tasty bullet and made some chocolate balls.

After all, if the nut and cacao nib pairing worked so well in my chocolate granola with cherries and almonds, how could I deny these ingredients the chance to star in some raw vegan brownie bites?

raw vegan chocolate brownie bitesSo I mixed and matched, blended and whirled, rolled and taste-tested, and came up with something that I think you’ll love just as much, if not more, than I do. Behold: a batch of nutty-sweet-cacao-nib-crunchy-rich-decadent raw vegan chocolate brownie bites.

Perfect to get you through the 3pm workday misery-slump, perfect for dessert, perfect for morning tea alongside coffee. Heck, these are even perfect for breakfast, served alongside a frosty fruit smoothie (my current favourite is my strawberry rose cherry smoothie).

Enjoy, fellow deliciousness-lovers. I made these just for you.

raw vegan brownie bites with cacao nibs

Sending these through to Ricki’s Wellness Weekend and Ella’s Potluck Party, because that’s what I do when I make balls.

Food and Fun at a Yoga Retreat, and a Parcel of Goodness

Salad at Yoga RetreatWhen my mother had her birthday two weeks ago, my brother and I gave her more than just the pleasure of our company at The Ginger Room’s swanky dinner of deliciousness. For her 60th birthday gift, we bought my mum two places (so that she could take a friend) at one of Simplicity Retreats’ half-day yoga retreats here in Canberra.

I was utterly honoured that my mother chose me to attend the retreat with her. (We would have loved for my brother to come too, but alas! He be residin’ in Melbourne.)

Gluten-free sandwich and salad at Simplicity Retreats, CanberraI must give a big shout-out to PJ of Simplicity Retreats for being so wonderful with helping me secretly arrange this gift for mum, even sending through a gorgeous blank card for us to write in and offering to drop the vouchers to me in person to ensure they arrived in time. Moreover, PJ made sure that the vegetarian lunch at the end of the retreat was not only gluten-free and dairy-free, but that certain options were free of tomatoes and capsicum for my mum. Thank you Simplicity Retreats!

Berry Friands and Simplicity Retreats Yoga at CanberraAfter four body-and-soul-enriching hours of hatha yoga on Saturday morning, mum and I nibbled on a vegetarian nicoise salad, a pumpkin and rocket salad, a gluten free sandwich, fruit, and gluten-free and dairy-free friands.

We couldn’t help applauding and laughing at the magpie that hopped right over to my plate, snatched the last piece of friand, then ran away as fast as its little dinosaur-esque legs could take it. Well played, bird. I too would be enticed by a piece of cake bigger than my head.

Baby Magpie at yoga, CanberraBack at my parents’ place after the retreat, it amused me greatly that, when I started to say “Would it be antithetical to the ethos of yoga to make coffee right now?”, I only got as far as “antithetical” before mum was saying “Definitely not!”.

We love our afternoon coffee and chocolate on the weekends. Not going to lie.

Go Natural HaulThe day got even better when I opened my parcel from the lovely Vien. I won a Go Natural giveaway on Vien’s blog last year, and I can’t wait to delve into these resulting treats. I’m particularly excited about the “fruitnut” bars, because they look akin to the raw vegan treats and truffles I constantly make.

Homemade vegan pumpkin butterWith all due respect to Go Natural, though, the best part of Vien’s package was her homemade pumpkin butter. This stuff is incredible. It’s like the sweet potato casserole my brother made at Christmas, but thicker, more subtly spiced, and addictive enough to eat by the spoonful.

I may or may not have eaten a third of the jar in one night, predominately on a spoon but also spooned onto a toasted English Muffin along with my other current favourite discovery, black sesame spread.

black sesame spreadThis spread is like crack, y’all. It has a subtle sweetness that makes it reminiscent of black sesame ice cream, and has 1010mg of calcium per 100g to boot. That’s even more calcium than cheese or broccoli.

I rest my case. (No, I don’t really know what the case was either.)

Question Time: Are you a fan of yoga? And have you come across any unusual nut or seed butters lately that you’d like to share with the class?

Chocolatepalooza: Darrell Lea, Alprose Deluxe, and Scarborough Fair

I’m typing this at the Canberra Airport, looking out the window at a yellow-grey opaque and invisible world cloaked in fog, waiting to hear whether my second flight to Sydney has also been cancelled*. What better time to bust out the next Chocolatepalooza post?

* It was.

Alprose Deluxe Dark Chocolate with Dark Praline

alprose deluxe dark chocolate with dark pralineMy lovely Sydney-based colleague Vicky brought this block of kosher and parve (dairy-free!) chocolate to the office when she last came to Canberra. I may or may not have squealed a little bit whilst hugging her.

Comprised of sugar, cocoa mass, hazelnuts, cocoa butter, and vanillin, this chocolate’s aroma reminded me of Easter chocolate and, by extension, my mum’s rhyming-clue Easter Egg hunts. Nostalgia yay!

alprose deluxa dark chocolate praline parve kosherThe hazelnut praline filling made this chocolate reminiscent of Nutella and Guylian Seashells. It was quite sweet, and proved a lovely accompaniment to a flagon of black coffee made with beans from Lonsdale Street Roasters.

Darrell Lea Choc Peanut Brittle Fingers

Darrell Lea Choc Peanut Brittle FingersI have fond childhood memories of eating samples of Darrell Lea’s peanut brittle with my brother, if we were lucky enough to find the Darrell Lea Sample Lady spruiking her wares during my family’s Saturday morning grocery trips to Woden Plaza.

The milk chocolate that Darrell Lea used here was acceptable. It was mostly just sweet, though a bit greasy and chalky. But who are we kidding? This treat isn’t about the chocolate. It’s about the brittle.

Darrell Lea Choc Peanut Brittle FingersThe taste of the peanut brittle did bring back those mornings of dawdling around the shopping centre, smelling the soaps at The Body Shop and poring over books in Angus and Robertson. The brittle had a pleasant butteriness with discernible peanuts and a hint of salt, but I must admit that my heart longed for something darker, something saltier, something closer to the burnt caramel than caster sugar end of the toffee-brittle spectrum.

It seems growing up changes many things, not least one’s tolerance to sugar levels. On the plus side, at least I’m no longer embarrassed to be seen with my parents.

Scarborough Fair Decadence Dark Espresso Chocolate

Scarborough Fair Dark Espresso ChocolateAre you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley chocolate rosemary and… a really unoriginal start to this review. I’m sorry. I should be trying harder. Maybe if I’d started singing about lampposts feeling groovy, and then relied on your intelligence to take you from that Simon and Garfunkel song to Scarborough Fair?

Or maybe I should simply stop typing every single thing my wonky tired brain thinks.

Scarborough Fair Dark Espresso ChocolateA tick for this chocolate’s aroma. It wasn’t quite like straight coffee, more like a coffee shop where the scent of roasted coffee beans mingles with that of almond croissants and vanilla extract.

The texture was dry and slow to melt, but the flavour developed nicely into strong black coffee mixed with, well, chocolate. There were some lingering notes of vanilla custard, Kahlua, and (don’t laugh) custard apple. Yes, custard apple. Leave me alone.

A big thank you to Vaala for sending me the Scarborough Fair chocolate, Vicky for the Alprose deliciousness, and Canberra Airport for the Darrell Lea chocolate. Which, in truth, it should have given me for free, on account of the whole destroying-my-work-trip-with-fog-and-cancelled-flights thing.

Question Time: What’s your favourite Simon and Garfunkel song? Or, for you kiddlywinks out there, your favourite Justin Bieber song**?

** Psyche. If you have an honest answer to that, then you and I are going to have words.