Vosges Naga Bar

I have a friend called Jenny, and she is one of the kindest, sweetest, and strongest women I have ever known (or could hope to know). It’s probably just as well that cloning doesn’t really exist yet, because if it did, everyone would want a copy of this girl. 

Once, several years ago, we were sitting on couches in our uni library when I told Jenny, in a perfectly calm and rational voice, that I liked the way the BBC Robin Hood looked in his pants. Jenny realised that this was the closest I could bring myself to admitting that I thought a man had a nice bottom, and then she laughed so hard she cried.

More recently, Jenny demonstrated her deep understanding of who I am by bringing me back a Vosges chocolate bar from England. To truly understand the generosity of this action, you need to know that Jenny had rushed to England on a last-minute trip to visit her sick grandmother, and had spent most of her time there in hospital.

The fact that she saw and bought this chocolate for me, simply because it was the craziest flavour she’d ever seen and she knew I’d love it, meant rather a lot.

And now you get to benefit from her kind-heartedness too.

Vosges Naga Bar

Vosges Naga Bar

As you can see from the package above, this chocolate bar is comprised of 45% milk chocolate, coconut, and sweet Indian curry powder. I’ve previously tried these flavours in Theo’s Coconut Curry bar, so I was eager to see how Vosges’ version compared.

When I unwrapped the bar, I was greeted with a lovely red-brown sheen to the chocolate and an aroma marked by notes of caramel, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves. Already it seemed that the curry powder here was more on the sweet than savoury side of the spice spectrum, as opposed to Theo’s Phinney 3400 bar which made use of intensely savoury spices like turmeric and fenugreek.

Vosges Naga Bar

The first flavours I noted upon nibbling this bar were cream and toffee in the milk chocolate itself, and cinnamon, cardamom, and cloves in the curry powder. Vanilla also came through nicely, lending another level of sweetness to the overall taste.

The curry powder in Vosges Naga bar is certainly noticeable and distinct, but in comparison to Theo’s Coconut Curry bar it is warmer and more subtle in spirit.

Vosges Naga Bar

The texture has a pleasantly fudge-like quality, punctuated occasionally by small shreds of coconut. As my friendship with coconut is akin to two seven-year-old girls tentatively sharing their Barbies one afternoon then steadfastly ignoring one another the next, I was glad that the coconut was present but not aggressive in flavour.

Vosges Naga Bar

All in all, I really enjoyed this Vosges Naga Bar. Slightly less hot and spicy in its curry flavours than Theo’s version, Vosges’ chocolate nevertheless provided pleasantly intriguing notes of cinnamon, ginger, cloves, vanilla, caramel, and cream.

But you know what? Even if this chocolate bar had tasted like burnt sardines, I still would’ve loved it for what it represented to me: kindness, friendship, and the best J-girl in the world.

52 thoughts on “Vosges Naga Bar

    • Gotta love The Castle references! :) Louise, while this might not be readily available in Australia, it might be a relief to know it’s easily, easily available in the US, if you’re planning a visit there anytime soon..that is to say, it’s definitely more available than Vestri!

    • Maria, milk chocolate is my least favourite kind of chocolate too, so luckily for the both of us I have a lot of dark chocolate Vosges coming up!

  1. I also loved the balance in the Naga bar, and it has made me think about things I can make with chocolate and curry powder. I’ve contemplated brownies with a curry cream cheese swirl.

    Also, I want to make a bar called “The Best J-Girl In The World” with burnt sardines.

    • Hahaha! Please do both of these! Please please please!

      (Though, for the record, the real “taste” of Jenny would be choc-chip shortbread or yummy stir-fries, definitely not sardines!)

  2. haha…i think i need to find me some BBC Robin Hood! :)

    that has to be the most unique flavor of chocolate i’ve ever heard of. not sure if i’d have the guts to try it, but then again, i usually don’t discriminate when it comes to chocolate so who knows.

    • Oh, Angela, you do. You do. The guy who plays the sheriff is Lily Allen’s dad, too :P

      Hmmm, you know, this might not be the weirdest chocolate I’ve ever had ;) It really is tasty, though, so if you ever see it you should snap it up!

  3. Hahahaha! I love the story at the beginning about you commenting on Robin’s tooshy! That’s so something my little sis would say in such a round about way. Makes me smile :)

  4. of course you would have loved it however it tasted because of it what it represented about your friendship but I am sure you were glad to be able to honestly say how much you loved the taste – sounds lovely – I screwed up my nose at the cover but those spices sound delish

    And re coconut – I feel about it the way that sylvia feels about her dolly – having it at my side is great comfort and cheer

    • I love your metaphor for coconut! A more harmonious and constant relationship than mine, for sure :)

      And yep, absolutely, it was nice to be able to genuinely praise this chocolate! It’s definitely an intriguing one…

    • Vosges is American, and I used to see its chocolate all over the place (e.g. Whole Foods, gourmet stores, etc) when I was in the States, so I’m sure you could find this one!

  5. Oooh, do you reckon there’s a chocolate bar that’s flavoured with burnt sardines? It’s so wacky it might just work! Or at least, provide you with an interesting blog entry.

    • OMG! Agnes, I just discovered that Zotter (the company whose chocolate we tried) actually does to a chocolate with trout or a similar fish in it. WE MUST FIND!

  6. How nice is your friend Jenny! What an interesting chocolate bar as well. Never heard of curry flavouring and chocolate going well together..

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