1. My brother and I have always called my mother’s parents Grandma and Grandpa Sydney. Why? Well, because they used to live in Sydney. Never mind the fact that they’ve lived in Canberra for over a decade; they will always be Grandma and Grandpa Sydney to us. I mean, seriously, would you let go of such an utterly creative nickname? My brother and I are GENIUSES. (Genii?) To further illustrate our ingenuity, my dad’s parents were/are known as Grandpa Bat’n’Ball (because he played cricket with my brother) and Grandma Mickey (I honestly have no idea of the origin or meaning of that one. It just fits).
The tuna component of this was amazing. Absolutely melt-in-the-mouth, while the pepper-crust zinged nicely. I did baulk at asparagus appearing in the dead of winter, but at least it tasted nice and fresh. My mother and I were both a bit disappointed in the dressing, as the soy component was aggressively salty and overwhelmed the truffle.
2. Grandma Sydney has edited dictionaries and has an amazing grasp of language and grammar. I dare you to confuse “fewer than” with “less than” in her presence, or to pronounce ceremony as “cere-moan-y” instead of “cere-mun-y”. She also has no qualms about playing a seven-letter word as her first move in Scrabble, even – nay, particularly – if you are eight years old and silently think you ought to be “allowed” to win. However, this means that on the rare occasions you do beat her, it means more, because you know it was an honest win.
I seem to be irresistibly drawn to soufflés in fancy restaurants. I couldn’t help myself this time because I’d never eaten a savoury soufflé, and I do love me some goat’s cheese. The soufflé itself was lacking in flavour (it tasted mostly of egg), but the pumpkin veloute was rich and sweet and the dabs of goat’s cheese in the veloute were scrumdiddlyumptious. I’m glad I tried it.
3. When I was little and visited the Sydneys in Sydney with my brother, my Grandma would take me on “girls only” trips to see pantomimes. I remember feeling proud as punch to be out with her, and I also remember getting Zappo’s sour candies to eat at intermission. I loved everything about those trips.
4. Grandma Sydney may be 81, but she’s adept at using the Internet and writes me incredibly funny emails whenever I go travelling. Actually, we also write to each other when we’re both in Canberra… technology is fabulous sometimes.
This isn’t on the online menu so I can’t tell you the exact title, but I remember it was listed as a trifle, and my Grandma Mickey was a disappointed with the jelly-on-ice-cream-on-cake creation that was served to her. Not really what any of us connect with the word “trifle”.
5. Grandma Sydney makes a killer muesli, which I used to love eating on holidays as a kid. (She also made good brawn, but it’s the muesli I remember best.) She once made a batch for me that I served to friends for breakfast at a sleepover. I took a bite and exclaimed “This tastes like Grandma!” It took me months to figure out why my friends replied to that with snorts of laughter.
My dad ordered the dessert special, which was Chocolate Caramel Slice. I think this was the biggest sadness of the day, as it tasted nothing like the sweet, rich, unctuous heaven that is a proper chocolate caramel slice. The “caramel” was a bland gelatinous custard and the thick chocolate layer on top wasn’t special. However, one part was absolutely delicious: the pistachio toffee served on the side. You know how, sometimes, there are moments that make you feel truly loved? For me, one such moment was when I “mmmed” over the toffee and, thirty seconds later, my dad gave me all of it. Wonderment.
6. My Grandma is one of the people in this world who always makes me feel (as with the toffee-story above) loved and safe and worth something. I can only hope that she knows I feel the same about her, and that I can’t wait to celebrate her awesomeness again in the near future.








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How awesome are those plates?
Your grandma sounds awesome, too!
I would have been disappointed by the caramel slice
Is it wrong that I want to wear the souffle plate as a hat?
I’m just glad I have memories of better caramel slices…
I have a feeling – a very strong, very persuasive feeling – that I would like Grandma Sydney very much
As we’ve discussed, I’m severely lacking in grandparents, so if you ever find yourself really busy with PhD stuff or something, and need someone to “cover you” for your granddaughterly duties, I’d be more than happy to step in for a couple of games of Scrabble and a round or two of muesli
Alternative (but just as good) Plan: if YOU are having trouble fulfilling your email-friend obligations to me, just get Grandma Sydney to step in! She sounds like somebody I’d enjoy corresponding with while I should be doing something useful with my time (ie. earning my salary, justifying my employment, not wasting tax payers’ money, etc…)
While I’d like to think of myself as a generous person, I’m afraid I might have to hoard my grandparents selfishly. Part of me thinks I should share their wondrousness, but the other part wants to keep all their scrabble, muesli, and hugs to myself
However, you still owe me a bookstore date!
Your grandma sounds awesome! I love her dictionary editing job…but that’s the English nerd in me
She really is. And English nerds represent! We make the world a better place
Great post yet again. And such wonderful reminiscences of your grandparents. Your family has the best family lunches it seems. I would have been totally there with you for the goats cheese and pumpkin dish- two of my very favourite things together- oh yes indeedy. I want it now actually. Good thing I decided to make pumpkin soup this week otherwise I might go totally crazy.
Oooh, did you go out and buy goat’s cheese to stir into the pumpkin soup? You’ve reminded me that I have eggplant soup and a tomato soup in my freezer… I feel they need some blue cheese action
Sadly goats cheese wouldn’t go in this particular pumpkin soup- I’m making one of my favourites which is a Carribean Pumpkin Soup with coconut milk. It is a magnificent soup, so I’m not actually too sad (but I do want some goats cheese now….). It will turn up on the soup blog at some stage.
that looks soo worth the drive
It was! And the drive was really nice too – I’d forgotten how pretty Australia’s trees are
I hope to be that kind of 81 year-old. I can’t recall if you met my grandmother, but she is the billboard for Alzheimer’s. (Please, don’t ever mention The Koreans in her presence.) This is why I’m so vigilant with my fish oil!
“Fewer than” and “less than” … that is a favorite of mine. I wrote/edited for my college newspaper, and sat next to the copy editors.
(And I wrote that as “favourite,” before correcting. Yikes!)
Why did you correct it?? Don’t you realise you would have got at LEAST a hundred points towards life from me for spelling like an Australian?
No, I didn’t meet your grandma… I’m guessing you don’t go out with her for bibimpap and kimchi?
What a beautiful story, Hannah, all told via your meals – Jill Dupleix did that in SMH recently (but it was ten foods to explain moments in her life). Your version is lovely!
I didn’t think of this as an answer to Jill Dupleix’s biography piece, so that’s a real compliment! Thanks Kath
I must have missed this, what with the recent European travels and all. I’ve long been a Jill fan, and so I’ll try googling it. I actually made one of Jill’s recipes last night from this weeks Good Living- the lamb, red wine and anchovy stew. It was delicious, and so easy, especially if you accidentally leave out a step….
That souffle plate is incredibly fabulous. And it must be wonderful to be so close to your grandmother. Here’s to many more birthday celebrations together!
p.s. On an unrelated note, I saw a blue Fiat Spyder convertible for sale on my street just this morning. For some reason, I thought of you immediately.
Yes, many many more! Neverending birthday lunches!
I just had to google fiat spyder, as the only spiders I know are a) scary and eight-legged, or b) delicious and made with ice cream and fizzy drink. I’m honoured that you thought of me, but have no idea why?
Wakefield twins.
oh that tuna looks great!
It was fabulous!
Aw, happy birthday to Grandma Sydney! Our grandparents on both sides were always just Grandma and Grandpa. But Andy has Narooma Grandma and Bega Grandma. I love calling them that.
I’ve always felt a little bit sorry for people who simply have a “nan” or a “grandpop”
(Not really. I just made that up.) Maybe it’s an Australian thing?
And most importantly, is Andy’s second grandma made of cheese? Because that would be AWESOME.
Ah no, sadly, both grandmas are only made of … people-making ingredients. Carbon, hydrogen, that sort of thing I think.
Though she did used to have a dairy farm, while her husband was alive. In Bega, so I reckon their cows’ milk went into some of Australia’s cheese.
just shows you can’t taste with your eyes – I would have turned my nose up at the souffle (the easy option for vegetarians at too many restaurants) and gone straight for the choc caramel slice.
your grandmother sounds wonderful and fearsome – and it is good to have the fearsome ones on your side
I like knowing she’ll always be on my side
Though I don’t know if anyone would ever think “fearsome” when they meet her… “lovely” is the more appropriate term, I think!
Your Grandma Sydney sounds really cool (yay for awesome grandparents!) I love that you guys gave your grandparents such full-on nicknames.
That plate really is fabulous! Want!
I’m tempted to call the restaurant and ask where they get their crockery… but then again, I’m sure I won’t be able to afford even one plate. Sigh!
Your Grandma sounds super lovely and I wish her a very happy birthday
Stepping swiftly away from lovely things, I have to comment on the Barramundi Meuniere. I think it looks quite uh, rude.
I do hope she reads this post and sees how many well wishes she’s received!
I also hope she subconsciously stops herself from reading your second part, though. Particularly as I have to agree.
I already love the sound of your grandmother. I mean editor of a dictionary, muesli maker and holder of girl’s day outs. What’s not to love?
What a lovely story and birthday for your grandma Sydney. And how sweet of your dad
It was very generous of him
I’m tempted to try making pistachio toffee myself now!
Oh Hannah, you have given me the warm fuzzies. Now I don’t have to wait until I die to hear nice things about me!
I think you are the awesome one – and your posts are just wonderful – I love reading them (except the chocolate ones as you know!)
(PS One day you will find out that grandchildren are God’s second gift to parents.)
Just as well, because I’ve decided you’re going to live forever
Clearly we both need to stick around so that Grandpa has someone to beat at crib!
By the way, you did mention that you got sucked into reading a chocolate review one time, and it wasn’t as boring as you’d expected
Wow, she edited dictionaries?! ::adds to list of dream jobs::
So sweet that you and your grandma are that close. I love my grandma (who is called Nanny, never “grandma”) too, and credit her for being the first cooking maven in my life. :]
Isn’t it awesome? One of those necessary jobs that we never think about… imagine how badly-influential a typo in a dictionary could be! And grandparents are the bestest
Aaawwhhh, such a nice experience and family outing filled with warm fuzzies; I think we’re all now firmly in love with Grandma Sydney. Interesting ice cream Mocha they’ve got going on there!
That plate is kkkrazy! I bet they don’t fit in a dishwasher though. I pity the fools who have to wash those plates!
Your grandma sounds amazing – you have a great family.
I tremendously do
ANd maybe the dishwasher fools get endless supplies of pistachio toffee? That would make it bearable, surely…
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