Glimpses of London, Part One

Pretty much the scariest-looking bride I've ever seen. Don't her eyes just scream "I got pregnant to make this wedding happen and yes, my bridesmaids are all wearing mustard-yellow spandex"?

Mmm, plane nutrients... Could have been worse, but then again, why do airflight folk insist on serving bread rolls half frozen? Not noms. Not.

Soon you’ll zoom all around the room / All it takes is faith and trust / But the thing that’s a positive must / Is a little bit of pixie dust…

London Eye

To me, these clouds make the London Eye look somewhat like The Ferris Wheel of Doom. As in, once you get on, you never get off, or something along those lines.

It's HCarryOn! Wave! Hi! Also, those hearts in the window are solid chocolate, and enormous. What's more surprising, though, is that I didn't buy a single thing from Hotel Chocolat. O-mazing!

No, I will not shake your cake. How rude.

Hannah is Awesome #49: Okay, so there are three pictures, and three stated categories, right? I'm occasionally logical, so my head matched the pictures to the labels in order, from left to right. It's not entirely ridiculous, then, is it, that I turned to HCarryOn and said "England depicts pregnant women weirdly; it's like they have x-ray babies in their chests, not their wombs"..?

8 thoughts on “Glimpses of London, Part One

  1. Haha on the x-ray babies, and that terrifying Florida Bride (where’s the London bride, and would she be more or less terrifying?).

    Best plane food I’ve had was on All Nippon Airways. I’m lucky they still fed me, because it was on my way home from 2 months in China, and I kept accidentally speaking to the steward in Chinese.

  2. Whisperinggums: I suppose!

    Lauren: Oops, you caught me – that was at the Fort Lauderdale airport, not Healthrow! I think my best food was on flights to/from Japan – maybe Asian food tastes better at high altitudes? :P

    Lorraine: Thank you! I’m always a little scared that I’m only amusing myself… :D

    Shellie: Also, “Shaken Udder”? Is it just me, or does that call up creepy imagery too?!

    Rilsta: Thank you for taking my side rather than just calling me a fool! We should write letters to the Department of London Labels. :D

  3. SimplyLife: I certainly am lucky enough to be having some lovely times! Don’t know how I’ll cope once my travelling is over and I’m back to the real world… :P

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